Inspired by the algorithmic musings of John I present The bodge and the Ramsa.
The Bodge and the Ramsa are sitting on the UCH stage after a long cultural show strike.
Ramsa: Bodge old dear, it would seem our placement together is most fortuitous, since as you may be well aware there is a big event in here tomorrow.
Bodge: Disregarding the impromptu, although probable coincidence of our enmeetment, dear Ramsa, was there something with which I might assist you?
Ramsa: Well, dear Bodge, tomorrow Thomas’ school are coming.
Bodge: Why on earth would I want to know that Ramsa, old bean, old pal?
Ramsa: Ah, you may recall that last year they only had Speakon connections on their amplifiers.
Bodge: I do recall that indeed.
Ramsa: Well Bodge, I happened to observe Speakon Cable, our old buddy from the Audio roadbox all coiled up alone the other day, and I couldn’t help but ponder. You do know I take only the antiquated speaker XLR connection.
Bodge: Really Ramsa, I must interject. You really are making no sense. What on earth has this to do with me?
Ramsa: I think I also have a three-quarter inch jack
Bodge: Quite, but is this of any consequence?
Ramsa: Wouldn’t it be jolly grand, Bodge, if somehow I could provide the sound reinforcement for the Thomas’ event?
Bodge: Oh, well yes Ramsa, that would be grand indeed. But many have fallen in pursuit of far less lofty goals than this. You don’t have Speakon, do you?
Ramsa: No. That, as well as a sub 50Hz cone is one thing I lack. But don’t you see, if you were to help me, Bodge, I could be part of the array! You could bodge between speakon and power XLR for me!
Bodge: But I bodge from XLR to speakon
Ramsa: Oh.
The original version of this did in fact go on for 5 brain numbing pages, but it has been truncated here for reasons of sanity.
Cheers John for the great inspiration. Keep up the writing, don’t ever give up your talent.
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