The London Fire-brigade has today issued a statement damning the over-zealous Westminster parking attendants. When a fire broke out in Albert Court on Prince consort road this morning, the fire service were on the scene within minutes.
Here one can see the ticket warden issuing the last few tickets on cars unable to get away due to a police cordon.
Unable to reach the window of the fire engine to place a ticket on it, he had erected the following sign:
Within minutes the council were able to begin removing the illegally parked fire engines from the scene. The London Fire Brigade were forced to continuously replace them, keeping a stock in Prince Consort Road:
Parking attendant Mr John Vile issued the following statement:
“Not my problem mate. One rule for all.”
I think it highly laudable that this brave warden should persue his duty even when the very tickets were burning in his fingers, and his eyes were streaming with the effects of smoke (or was it laughter?).
His devotion should be seen as an example to the ‘stu-dents’ and ‘riff-raff’ who populate this part of town – if they could only but follow in his footsteps, one can only imagine what a country this would be.
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