Comments for James : Rants http://www.jgubby.com The ramblings of a madman Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:22:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 Comment on Apostrophe’s by Rob http://www.jgubby.com/rants/apostrophes-link/#comment-6903 Rob Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:16:42 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/apostrophes-link/#comment-6903 I was in tears of laughter. I was in tears of laughter.

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by Jose http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-5542 Jose Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:32:53 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-5542 Genial ! could we use republish your blog in our website ? Many thanks Jose Genial !

could we use republish your blog in our website ?

Many thanks
Jose

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by steve http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-5519 steve Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:18:28 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-5519 Idiots. This only applies for the child in the school, the mast would transmit at a far higher power level to people located outside of the school and far field, but the child would gain the full radiated power. The only advantage would be the childs handset is transmitting at a lower power rating. Simple solution BAN portable phones in School. no need for any student to have one if they are their to learn. Stick the mast some other fuc**ng place. Idiots.
This only applies for the child in the school, the mast would transmit at a far higher power level to people located outside of the school and far field, but the child would gain the full radiated power.
The only advantage would be the childs handset is transmitting at a lower power rating.

Simple solution BAN portable phones in School. no need for any student to have one if they are their to learn.
Stick the mast some other fuc**ng place.

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by steve http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-5518 steve Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:16:51 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-5518 Idiots. This only applies for the child in the school, the mast would transmit at a far higher power level to people located outside of the school, but the child would gain the full radiated power. The only advantage would be the handset is transmitting at a lower power rating. Simple solution BAN portable phones in School. no need for any student to have one if they are their to learn. Stick the mast some other fuc**ng place. Idiots.
This only applies for the child in the school, the mast would transmit at a far higher power level to people located outside of the school, but the child would gain the full radiated power.
The only advantage would be the handset is transmitting at a lower power rating.

Simple solution BAN portable phones in School. no need for any student to have one if they are their to learn.
Stick the mast some other fuc**ng place.

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by adam http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-5476 adam Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:52:11 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-5476 i dont know if your just a dumbass or your actually onto something. Because all other studies disagree with you. By the way your pretty sad i dont know if your just a dumbass or your actually onto something. Because all other studies disagree with you. By the way your pretty sad

]]> Comment on The *real* hustle by Rob http://www.jgubby.com/rubbish/the-real-hustle/#comment-3921 Rob Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:56:43 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rubbish/the-real-hustle/#comment-3921 literally lol literally lol

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by James http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-3600 James Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:25:55 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-3600 I see that O2 have jumped on the bandwagon now... http://protectourchildren.o2.co.uk/ They have *actually got* a section called "protect our children", with no irony implied whatsoever. God. I see that O2 have jumped on the bandwagon now…

http://protectourchildren.o2.co.uk/

They have *actually got* a section called “protect our children”, with no irony implied whatsoever. God.

]]> Comment on An Englishman’s House by Robert http://www.jgubby.com/rubbish/an-englishmans-house/#comment-1837 Robert Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:25:59 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rubbish/an-englishmans-house/#comment-1837 Classic. Classic.

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by Soylent http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-1647 Soylent Sat, 08 Sep 2007 00:30:20 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-1647 "let me guess - you must be on the payroll for the cellular industry. If not…" Let me guess - you must be on the payroll of the ISP industry. If not you have no bloody sense of humour and should avoid exposure to the internet. “let me guess - you must be on the payroll for the cellular industry. If not…”

Let me guess - you must be on the payroll of the ISP industry. If not you have no bloody sense of humour and should avoid exposure to the internet.

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by Dan http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-1556 Dan Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:22:30 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-1556 Excellent, this is the perfect cure to my post-operative boredom! The artistic prowess displayed in this article serves to remind of such wonders as 'Steve trapped in a box slightly too small for him' etc ... Excellent, this is the perfect cure to my post-operative boredom! The artistic prowess displayed in this article serves to remind of such wonders as ‘Steve trapped in a box slightly too small for him’ etc …

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by Trefor http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-1418 Trefor Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:27:18 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-1418 Brilliant, my dad worked in the nuclear power industry so I have been brought up on the complexities of risk and radiation calculations. How about getting this into New Scientist? Mobile phone masts should be on top of schools is an excellent headline Brilliant, my dad worked in the nuclear power industry so I have been brought up on the complexities of risk and radiation calculations. How about getting this into New Scientist?

Mobile phone masts should be on top of schools is an excellent headline

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by rob http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-1108 rob Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:02:19 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-1108 You are a genius. I beg you: Publish something. -i have just been told off at work for weeing myself at my desk. sadly my nappy was not on and i accidently indulged in a spot of scat simultaneously. You are a genius. I beg you: Publish something.

-i have just been told off at work for weeing myself at my desk. sadly my nappy was not on and i accidently indulged in a spot of scat simultaneously.

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by @ndy Macolleague http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-888 @ndy Macolleague Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:02:15 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-888 Hi, A well constructed proof. Sound argument. Good work. -- Mrs Cooper. :-) Hi,

A well constructed proof.
Sound argument.

Good work.

– Mrs Cooper.

:-)

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by stan http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-877 stan Sun, 10 Jun 2007 21:38:06 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-877 let me guess - you must be on the payroll for the cellular industry. If not... well, you have too much free time. Don't you have better things to do? let me guess - you must be on the payroll for the cellular industry. If not…

well, you have too much free time. Don’t you have better things to do?

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by Pietro http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-875 Pietro Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:38:47 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-875 this is genius this is genius

]]> Comment on Mobile phone masts are good for your children by mrcat http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-869 mrcat Sun, 10 Jun 2007 16:38:49 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/mobile-phone-masts-good/#comment-869 you are wasting your life! you are wasting your life!

]]> Comment on For 2nd Year Electrical Engineers by Boy George http://www.jgubby.com/programming/for-2nd-year-electrical-engineers/#comment-426 Boy George Fri, 25 May 2007 09:37:08 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/programming/for-2nd-year-electrical-engineers/#comment-426 Oh wait. Yes, I have. I'm sorry, but I just don't have it in me right now to type it all out again. Besides, it was just ramblings anyway. You didn't want to hear me go on and on about this, right? Oh wait. Yes, I have. I’m sorry, but I just don’t have it in me right now to type it all out again. Besides, it was just ramblings anyway. You didn’t want to hear me go on and on about this, right?

]]> Comment on Pens of choice by @ndy Macolleague http://www.jgubby.com/rubbish/pens-of-choice/#comment-385 @ndy Macolleague Tue, 22 May 2007 12:56:41 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rubbish/pens-of-choice/#comment-385 0.9mm Pentel P209 I have *got* to get me one of these. My Dad has the 0.9mm and the blue one (~0.5mm?) and he won't let me anywhere near them (I've been trying for >20 years). Anyway, I did have one a long, long time ago and I dropped it and the end got boshed in. It was a very sad day. Do you know where I can buy them? I have *got* to have one. Can you nick another from your mate? ;-) 0.9mm Pentel P209

I have *got* to get me one of these. My Dad has the 0.9mm and the blue one (~0.5mm?) and he won’t let me anywhere near them (I’ve been trying for >20 years).
Anyway, I did have one a long, long time ago and I dropped it and the end got boshed in. It was a very sad day.

Do you know where I can buy them?

I have *got* to have one. Can you nick another from your mate? ;-)

]]> Comment on For 2nd Year Electrical Engineers by Bean http://www.jgubby.com/programming/for-2nd-year-electrical-engineers/#comment-340 Bean Mon, 07 May 2007 14:48:05 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/programming/for-2nd-year-electrical-engineers/#comment-340 I see, i read this after i finish the assignment, which i see by looking at my clock is due in in 1hr 18mins. I must go shout at my group members to give me their code. They are rubbish! I see, i read this after i finish the assignment, which i see by looking at my clock is due in in 1hr 18mins. I must go shout at my group members to give me their code. They are rubbish!

]]> Comment on Mail by John http://www.jgubby.com/mail/#comment-327 John Fri, 04 May 2007 12:54:12 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/mail/#comment-327 By all accounts, this is a fine page. By all accounts, this is a fine page.

]]> Comment on For 2nd Year Electrical Engineers by Pietro http://www.jgubby.com/programming/for-2nd-year-electrical-engineers/#comment-272 Pietro Tue, 17 Apr 2007 18:00:01 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/programming/for-2nd-year-electrical-engineers/#comment-272 I love you! :) My circuit is working perfect now....just need the parser and we're done... I love you! :)

My circuit is working perfect now….just need the parser and we’re done…

]]> Comment on Ancient incarnates of Phil found by mrcat http://www.jgubby.com/philas/ancient-incarnates-of-phil-found/#comment-119 mrcat Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:13:08 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/philas/ancient-incarnates-of-phil-found/#comment-119 (hope you enjoy the, erm, 'formatting'!) you know nothing of <i> konigsberg </i>. you <b> jew </b>. (hope you enjoy the, erm, ‘formatting’!)

you know nothing of konigsberg . you jew .

]]> Comment on Failed searches by mrcat http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/failed-searches/#comment-118 mrcat Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:10:16 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/failed-searches/#comment-118 is that: with or without a large flat mushroom OR chips AND a tomato? is that: with or without a large flat mushroom OR chips AND a tomato?

]]> Comment on Where has everything gone? by James http://www.jgubby.com/where_gone/#comment-117 James Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:03:04 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/where_gone/#comment-117 Rob you awful shit, I've just noticed all your comments linked to the most vile of sites imaginable. I have linked it to a page about kettles. I am glad you are well and all that, but now have a considerable number of irish people with shotguns looking for you. Rob you awful shit, I’ve just noticed all your comments linked to the most vile of sites imaginable. I have linked it to a page about kettles. I am glad you are well and all that, but now have a considerable number of irish people with shotguns looking for you.

]]> Comment on Where has everything gone? by Rob http://www.jgubby.com/where_gone/#comment-113 Rob Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:07:50 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/where_gone/#comment-113 James may i please have the username and PW for your private parts plz? Pun as intended. Thanks James may i please have the username and PW for your private parts plz? Pun as intended.

Thanks

]]> Comment on Arcadia by Harold Woolley http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/arcadia/#comment-110 Harold Woolley Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:50:43 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/arcadia/#comment-110 Yes, I liked Arcadia. Superb production, certainly one of the best I've ever seen. Yes, I liked Arcadia. Superb production, certainly one of the best I’ve ever seen.

]]> Comment on Fire service attacks parking attendants by James : Rants » Parking Ticket Saga http://www.jgubby.com/rants/fire-service/#comment-109 James : Rants » Parking Ticket Saga Wed, 21 Mar 2007 15:04:52 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/fire-service/#comment-109 [...] to my previous post in which I revealed the true nature of Westminster traffic wardens, I would like to rant briefly on [...] […] to my previous post in which I revealed the true nature of Westminster traffic wardens, I would like to rant briefly on […]

]]> Comment on The week of iterative programming by Neil http://www.jgubby.com/week-of/the-week-of-iterative-programming/#comment-108 Neil Tue, 20 Mar 2007 00:26:27 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/week-of/the-week-of-iterative-programming/#comment-108 Ah, I see this is where the vista source eventually came from. Ah, I see this is where the vista source eventually came from.

]]> Comment on Where has everything gone? by James http://www.jgubby.com/where_gone/#comment-103 James Thu, 08 Mar 2007 23:54:22 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/where_gone/#comment-103 I have put it on http://www.jgubby.com/private for your enjoyment... I deemed it unacceptable to post in public. Interesting view for an email that was sent to s03 and s04. I have put it on http://www.jgubby.com/private for your enjoyment… I deemed it unacceptable to post in public. Interesting view for an email that was sent to s03 and s04.

]]> Comment on Where has everything gone? by Tom http://www.jgubby.com/where_gone/#comment-101 Tom Thu, 08 Mar 2007 17:28:57 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/where_gone/#comment-101 HAHA yes it is vital that the Ferrari vs. Pink e-mail gets published online. It was the highlight of the two years at college. Apart from possibly that drawing of "The Cube". The French Excercise Book from Year 10 should also not get lost in the massive abyss. Your loyal servant and sexual servitutude Tom HAHA yes it is vital that the Ferrari vs. Pink e-mail gets published online. It was the highlight of the two years at college. Apart from possibly that drawing of “The Cube”.

The French Excercise Book from Year 10 should also not get lost in the massive abyss.

Your loyal servant and sexual servitutude

Tom

]]> Comment on The Jams-O-Motive by Robert http://www.jgubby.com/rants/jamsomotive/#comment-100 Robert Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:56:39 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/jamsomotive/#comment-100 That is probably the funniest thing i have ever seen. ever. I have just wet myself laughing at the office :( That is probably the funniest thing i have ever seen. ever.

I have just wet myself laughing at the office :(

]]> Comment on Where has everything gone? by Mr.Ferrari http://www.jgubby.com/where_gone/#comment-99 Mr.Ferrari Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:52:44 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/where_gone/#comment-99 Hi James - quick question; firstly is it allowable in the english language to randomly "hyphon"? secondly - may i please have a login to your wonderously funny site thirdly - do you still have a copy of a) that rather academic email i sent around every single person in the world at Alton College, whilst inadvertently taking the piss out of Pink? b) my Key Skills homework...u know, the one with the car, and me taking the piss out of black people - yes that one. Thanks Hi James -

quick question; firstly is it allowable in the english language to randomly “hyphon”?

secondly - may i please have a login to your wonderously funny site

thirdly - do you still have a copy of a) that rather academic email i sent around every single person in the world at Alton College, whilst inadvertently taking the piss out of Pink?
b) my Key Skills homework…u know, the one with the car, and me taking the piss out of black people - yes that one.

Thanks

]]> Comment on The Bodge and the Ramsa by dedede http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/the-bodge-and-the-ramsa/#comment-97 dedede Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:25:31 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/the-bodge-and-the-ramsa/#comment-97 dedede xexexe dedede xexexe

]]> Comment on A graph of Intensity against Time over Blue by Pietro http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/a-graph-of-intensity-against-time-over-blue/#comment-63 Pietro Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:54:20 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/a-graph-of-intensity-against-time-over-blue/#comment-63 d(blue)/dt = 0, while dI/dt=some function of t. I.e. the blue will never ever change. The shutter would better be mechanical. d(blue)/dt = 0, while dI/dt=some function of t. I.e. the blue will never ever change.

The shutter would better be mechanical.

]]> Comment on A graph of Intensity against Time over Blue by John http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/a-graph-of-intensity-against-time-over-blue/#comment-57 John Sun, 25 Feb 2007 14:12:20 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/a-graph-of-intensity-against-time-over-blue/#comment-57 I hope when 'add strobe' is performed the graph enters the complex blue-white domain. I hope when ‘add strobe’ is performed the graph enters the complex blue-white domain.

]]> Comment on Fire service attacks parking attendants by mummy http://www.jgubby.com/rants/fire-service/#comment-19 mummy Mon, 19 Feb 2007 19:52:26 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/rants/fire-service/#comment-19 I think it highly laudable that this brave warden should persue his duty even when the very tickets were burning in his fingers, and his eyes were streaming with the effects of smoke (or was it laughter?). <br> His devotion should be seen as an example to the 'stu-dents' and 'riff-raff' who populate this part of town - if they could only but follow in his footsteps, one can only imagine what a country this would be. I think it highly laudable that this brave warden should persue his duty even when the very tickets were burning in his fingers, and his eyes were streaming with the effects of smoke (or was it laughter?).

His devotion should be seen as an example to the ’stu-dents’ and ‘riff-raff’ who populate this part of town - if they could only but follow in his footsteps, one can only imagine what a country this would be.

]]> Comment on Monday night television - update by Katois http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/monday-night-television-u/#comment-12 Katois Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:40:20 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/uncategorized/monday-night-television-u/#comment-12 Jams, You appear to have a blog? Why? You're life is really not that interesting. Perhaps that's any you were forced into the blogosphere. In other news, I think we have a random friend in common: Mark Gettleson? He muttered something about having met you: he found you "acerbic" so I knew it must have been you. How did you meet? I'm also going to use this blog to pimp my website in order to get google to return it as the top result when people search my name. If you fancy putting links to: http://www.katyrouth.com http://www.catclancy.co.uk http://www.oliviernamet.co.uk http://www.peterellender.co.uk EVERYWHERE on your website it would be much appreciated. Oh and you can also now contact me at katy [at] katyrouth.com. Isn't that great. Much love, Katy x Jams,

You appear to have a blog? Why? You’re life is really not that interesting. Perhaps that’s any you were forced into the blogosphere.

In other news, I think we have a random friend in common: Mark Gettleson? He muttered something about having met you: he found you “acerbic” so I knew it must have been you. How did you meet?

I’m also going to use this blog to pimp my website in order to get google to return it as the top result when people search my name. If you fancy putting links to:
http://www.katyrouth.com
http://www.catclancy.co.uk
http://www.oliviernamet.co.uk
http://www.peterellender.co.uk
EVERYWHERE on your website it would be much appreciated.

Oh and you can also now contact me at katy [at] katyrouth.com. Isn’t that great.

Much love,

Katy x

]]> Comment on Phil as 1 by joss http://www.jgubby.com/old-humour/phil-as-1/#comment-4 joss Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:43:12 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/old-humour/phil-as-1/#comment-4 it does me good to the the "Phil as" pictures and progresions, good work it does me good to the the “Phil as” pictures and progresions, good work

]]> Comment on Phil as 1 by Random http://www.jgubby.com/old-humour/phil-as-1/#comment-3 Random Mon, 12 Feb 2007 14:33:59 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/old-humour/phil-as-1/#comment-3 What the fuck What the fuck

]]> Comment on John Ayres on James by James http://www.jgubby.com/programming/rubbish/#comment-2 James Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:31:55 +0000 http://www.jgubby.com/programming/rubbish/#comment-2 Very witty. This comment would be somewhat more meaningful if I did not own the only flannel in the house. And there are few days I rue more than those spent programming meaningless Java for some anonymous company.... Give me a soldering iron any day. Actually, am I doing a phil by even responding? Hmm Very witty. This comment would be somewhat more meaningful if I did not own the only flannel in the house. And there are few days I rue more than those spent programming meaningless Java for some anonymous company…. Give me a soldering iron any day. Actually, am I doing a phil by even responding? Hmm

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